Military memories

I was in the national guard for 4 years when i was younger. I was just thinking back the other day on some of the stuff we pulled when i was in.

We were camped out one weekend in the middle of nowhere and about 2 in the moring we were fairly tooted up on peppermint schnapps and our CO got the wise idea to go rip around in one of the humvee's. Well we were having a good old time until the retard drove the vee' off a six foot cutbank. I made it out with just a bump on the noggin but one of the other guys got fipped out the door and ended up in a tree. He was scratched and cut to hell. The CO had a hell of a time expainning that one.